Rich girls have it so easy.

I don't know what rich people ever have to complain about. I had a colonic, a personal training session, ate organic and blew $150 shopping. Being rich is fun and EASY.

Bitches.

It's working

I packed a bowl put on a sports bra and made a Rhiana/Beyonce playlist. This floor has pine needles all over it.

I like to do all my winding and ass dropping during the chorus. Work out and clean up.

I'm tricking myself into cleaning. Don't we do that to children?

Clean up....clean up......clean up....

Listen girls. Stop cleaning the house in your sweats. Strip it down. You'll be less inclined to reward your hard work with cookies. You'll want a salad and maybe a dance class.

Two things. 

Time is flying at a rate I can no longer process. Yesterday was really Wednesday all day. I even called a friend to wish them happy birthday a whole day early. It keeps happening. I don't know if it's the maryjane or the fact that I'm staring down the big 30, but I don't remember anything. 

I don't even remember some of my most favorite, raucous nights. I hate that. 

Also, I might have to start coming home from work on Fridays by tearing off my clothes (as you do) and putting on the most obnoxious pop music on Pandora, all in a better, more concerted effort to clean my fucking apartment.

Do I really have to sweep and mop several times a week?

I did not sign up for this. This is why parents are so angry. All they do is take care of things all day long and then they take more care and then they mop the floor when it's dirty and then, if there is any time left in the day (there isn't) they have sex and go to sleep.

HA!

Jokes on them! I'm getting us a house cleaner for the holidays. I don't have time for these floors.

EVER.

worship me

well it's finally clear. i am in constant need of attention. and i thought men were the 5 year olds. No. it turns out I'm feeling unfulfilled in my relationship because i want my partner to obsess over me like a goddamn Twilight movie. i'm fairly pissed about the whole scenario. I have to back off and get my mystery back in order for this to work.

i have a lot of restraining to do. i have to keep my mouth shut. i have to be a good little girl. i have to play the game. i have to be desirous.

sexy shorts

It's not what you think. It's fall and I'm in jeans. I'm going with my lady friend to see 11 Sexy Films as part of the DC Shorts Film Festival. I'll report back tomorrow. I pray there is strong sexual content and nudity.

I'll consider sharing a short script of mine. Only if I get feed back and no one steals it....buy tickets too.

I am up. Finally. I hope it lasts this time. Not going back. It's on. What the hell am I talking about...fucking twit it. 

yesterday

I went for a long walk just after it got dark. I wanted to sweat. I wanted to feel danger. I wanted someone to catch me looking at them. Thankfully, I had the guts to tell my partner to go down on me after I got home and I came.